Here at the XXX Pawn Shop, we have tons of desperate chicks coming in trying to sell me crap, just cause they happen to be in a pickle.I am a kind hearted man and that’s why even though they bring me trash I always try to cut them a deal.This little cowgirl was in desperate need of money and she did have something else I was more than willing to pay top dollar for. She can keep the damn saddle, all I wanted was for her to ride me. Now I know it’s all steers and queers in Texas, but some of that must be rubbing off on them Texas ladies.Lexie here rode me with my big ole pecker right up her poop shoot.
Being that she seems to be carrying a huge pair of boobs, I offered her a thousand bucks to take her to my office and have a little fun, then she would be able to keep the guns and gain 00 in the process.
Now I ain’t no geminiologist, but after I took a closer look at the ring in my office with Kiley, I had some real bad news for her - rings fake darling.